asian:

asian:

so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit

$80 for eye shadow???

is it made out of unicorn shit

what is naked 3

why is it called naked

will it make her look naked

why is it $50

that’s 50 cheese burgers

i can’t deal with make up good bye

nosecretstoreveal:

it’s amazing how for 13 years of my life I was able to wake up at 6am 5 days a week and now I can’t even manage waking up for a 1pm class twice a week

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

allisonagernt:

For the record, I’m everybody’s type.

notkingkong:

this gets funnier every year 

http://endverse.tk/post/83636652537/stupidswampwitch-masooood-safeidgul-why →

stupidswampwitch:

masooood:

safeidgul:

Why can’t there be a male hooter’s equivalent where male servers are shirtless and highly sexualized for their bodies and looks

Male Strip clubs. You’re thinking of male strip clubs.

No. Not a male strip club. A strip club is a strip…

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