flirtey:

cabooscarytops:

spamano-in-china:

thespoopiesthetalian:

isaidfuckyouandyoureyebrows:

doitsu-veil-brides:

cronusnyeh:

i just saw this and im starting to understand why other countries seem to think we are nice, polite people.

Wouldn’t they run out of paper?

All polite tickets are printed on 100% recycled paper

That’s it. The Canadians level up in niceness to people and the planet. They are too nice.

Canada is like something out of a disney movie, it’s all happiness and niceness and rainbows up there

"Except for Quebec"

^as a half Québécois I 100% agree with that statement

nowyoukno:

Remember IT IS NOT A WOMAN’S RESPONSIBILITY TO PREVENT RAPE. In the world we live in, however, women should be empowered with any tools in order to protect themselves. Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

i bring you chris and sebastian thinking about pussy

ohblainers:

If you ever think your parents are too hard on you just remember that Mufasa materialized as a cloud to tell Simba to get his shit together.

Harry Potter + tumblr text posts

lucifers-ass-cheek:

Posts that are only funny because of the fucked up comments part 2 (part 1)

shego:

shout out to people who have seen you naked but you can still have regular conversations with

420calum:

So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fuckjng pink spoon proved that

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